Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
Mosquito repellents don't repel, rather they hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you are there.
Celery has negative calories - It takes more calories to eat and digest a piece of celery than the celery has in it initially.
Two eminently successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was forty years old, the other was over seventy. They rode on the elevator together at the end of an unbearably hot, sticky day. The younger man was completely done in, and he noted with some resentment that his senior was fresh as a daisy. "I don't understand", he marveled, "how can you listen to drooling patients from morning till night on a day like this and still look so spry and unbothered when it's over?"
The older analyst said simply, "Who listens?"
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